Say What

Harrison "If you don't come help me right now I am not going to get you anything for your birthday"
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Preston - "Mom can I have a brownie after dinner its okay to say no, I will not scream, I will just say okay."Mom - "Not tonight"Preston - "starts complaining and whining."Mom - "I thought you said you weren't going to scream and cry."Preston - "I lied"
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Preston - "Mom, just give him(Harrison) what he wants so he stops crying"
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Prestons very special teddy bear that he sleeps with every night was missing for a good week. I found him under my bed and I told Preston "Hey look under my bed"
Upon finding the bear he said "Oh Ted...I am so sorry you missed Christmas".
(This story makes Jeremy cry)
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Harrison - Mom I need coins. My piggy is starvvvving!
Harrison then dumped out all the money on the floor. I told him to pick it all up, I heard Preston volunteer to help Harrison clean it up. I went to investigate and I found Preston helping Harrison alright.....he was helping him pick up the coins but they were going into his own Piggy Bank instead of Harrisons.
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Harrison on the drive home from school
Mom - What did you learn today in school?
H - Don't ever stick your head out of the window in the car.
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While getting dressed for school this morning:
Preston: Mom my friend is in GIRL LOVE. I don't know about it, I have a lot of questions for them today before I am in GIRL LOVE.
Mom: Sounds good Preston!
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Harrison need a haircut so bad, It looked a mess most of the time. The boys were in the bath when Jeremy came home and found out what I did, he was again in tears. Although this time the tears where combined with a state of shock.
Preston responded by saying: Dad, After mom washes it, it will be long again.
Harrison responded by saying: Dad don't worry. It was to long and it will come back.
Mom responded by saying: Suck it up...your taking them from now on.